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Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food
I'm gonna go shoot a cat
the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.
I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.
A photo shoot where attire is naked or semi-naked.
I’m doing a hoe shoot with my home girls.
The act of driving around (usually with friends) searching for something to do.
Guy 1: Hey dude do you have any ideas for what we're gonna when we hang?
Guy 2: Not really bro, let's just Shoot the Du.
Guy1: Sounds good to me bro, let's get into some trouble!