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Burying ones nuts inside a girl
That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!
The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
A term for Trailer trash that thinks nothing of eating roadkill
"Think I'ma gonna hang out here I'm "smokin' the squirrel" I picked up on the highway yesterday"
"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?
A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts
Hi mate you know that Amber?
absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.
The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.
The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"