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Two people who love each other more than life itself and would do anything for each other. The type of people who fall in love at a young age. And who are both cool and weird and artsy and nerdy, but just don't care. They would do anything for each other, and though they sometimes fight, they move past their problems and grow deeper in love with each other. <3
"Man, look at Courtney and Alex over there!"
"Aww yeah, they have the relationship of my dreams! They're so lucky!"
"I cant wait to go to their wedding! It'll be so cool!"
"Yeah they better invite us..."
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super duper sexy bassist of cobra starship. smells very nice, replies to messages, and has big....features.
"OMG ALEX SUAREZ IS SO HOT"
"ikr? the suavez is smells sexy."
"and his hands are huuuge. lol."
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When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society
Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over
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"Twitch"
look, Alex Galaviz
oh yeah, that is twitch isnt it?
yeah hes hott!! >.<
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1. a boy who likes to put on dresses or be a barbie girl; 'pulling a kimmy'
2. anything pertaining to pickles
1. "Why is that guy wearing a dress and singing Barbie Girl?" "Oh, he's pulling a Kimmy today"
2. "Damn, I spilled pickle juice all over my cross country stuff, it smells like Alex Kim"
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When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife but after a long 9 months the baby appears to be a completely different ethnicity/race to each partners.
“Hey man you still with Rachel?”
“Nah the fucker pulled a Dirty Alex on me”
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Host of Jeopardy with the stare of a thousand bipolar men. Attempts to pronounce foreign words, but sucks major ass.
"In Rio de Janeiro..."
"Alex Trebek, i couldn't even understand you. Go fuck yourself."
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