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When you pour syrup in her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.
Brittany made me the best Tennessee breakfast ever.
When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.
Girl: "will you give me the steamers breakfast please"
Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess
"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters
The act of eating the male sperm from a vagina left after intercourse.
It’s ok, I had Breakfast at Tiffany’s this morning with the wife.
when someone swallows your warm cum in the morning
Bro she literally did a hot breakfast earlier
Damn bro