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It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!
PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST 🤢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT 😭
Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.
This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.
*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"
Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday
A turd with an aroma that is so delicious that once passed could be eaten again.
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.
She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.
Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?
Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.
I was having breakfast in Venice with my girlfriend yesterday. It's the best thing.