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fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 22, 2021


Fist

As a verb: To strike some thing with a fist.

When young clamps got angry he fisted many doors and walls.

by UrInTrouble August 3, 2018


Fist

Three or more bananas connected on a stem.

Singular: There was a fist of bananas in the fruit bowl.

Plural: That is a nice banana fisting you gave carl yesterday.

Miles was giving her a fisting when he got home from the grocery store.

by Sycoswitch March 13, 2023


Fist

A fist is used in many different ways, like beating meat or defending yourself against an attacker. It is usually disliked if used on a child or elderly and female persons. A fist is the motion of closing your hand.

I had to use my fists in a fight yesterday at school. I got in so much trouble that I clenched my fists in anger!

by Professor oak June 15, 2020


survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration

Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"

by TsiLLarkaS May 17, 2015


Jersey shore fist pump

Means to beat a beat if your dancing in a night club jamming basically

In a night club dancing means jersey shore fist pump when you pumping to the beat in the club

by BaddestQueen018 August 3, 2017


Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.

Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !

by E8Mart November 16, 2020