A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.
Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!
A town that is a complete shit hole. Usually made of poor trailer trash shitty fucks. The people of a mountain brooke often claim to be from the Promised Land.
Shithead: "I'm from the promised land!"
normal person: "probably a mountain brooke town"
The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.
"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.
Some people make it their life's mission to move them. Does Lindsay or Jasper riding in to town on a high horse cause most people to start looking over their shoulders, or do they say Oh, that's just Lindsay or Jasper riding in?
It turned out the one saying he/she could move mountains wasn't really someone of unlimited power and toughness, his name was Jasper, and her name was Lindsay. They lived next door to you as kids.
A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.
Man, Earth has some great giant mountains...