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Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 04, 2025


shnoodle noodle

it is another word for cum or it can be also used as an insult

there was shnoodle noodle all over the bed sheets

you're such a shnoodle noodle

by thecranberry October 19, 2010


shnoodle noodle

Dick snot

Your such a shnoodle noodle

by Suffices March 15, 2016


Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.

Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.

by Jmac175 July 06, 2019


Noodle Person

Absolute idiot, A fucking baboon, Noodle god.

"Oh look, a noodle person!" "Get the gun Jimmy."

by SkyTheGuy October 09, 2021


foodle your noodle

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.

Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.

by ViSiX March 30, 2014


Boone-noodle

An individual who fights for Benson Boone till they die. Their favorite food is moon beam ice cream. They’re usually not pick-me’s but they do get picked (on). They got beautiful things and they’re not afraid to sing about it. Back flips sold separately.

Can be used derogatorily.

Yo is that a Boone-noodle over there? I’m gonna head out.

by Pimerella June 26, 2025