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Q-tip

A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.

He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017


Q-tip

An old person. They look like Q-tips with fuzzy white hair and white tennis shoes.

It's a bus load of Q-tips headed for the casino.

by Who wouldn't wanna be me February 21, 2022


Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.

I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.

by aerozeppelinn July 19, 2015


Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 17, 2019


Alaskan Tip Dip

During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.

Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip

by Ilovekidsbelowtheageof7 February 11, 2024


tip your landlord

(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.

During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.

by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary September 9, 2023

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freak a tip

Buy a black and mild plastic or wooden tip cigar, take some of the tobacco how so it hits harder before smoking

imma freak a tip then smoke it to the face like I’m mad at it

by DickieDoThangz July 11, 2023