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Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone
Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend
When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched
Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'
When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.
"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.
Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.
A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.
A gesture, speech or outburst from a highly motivated member of the elitist wokerati.
Here we go again, lefties having a woke-wank.
I will not be woke-wanked on this one!