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someone that is beaten every day by their father that is always high as balls.
a teacher see's a student after class because she had seen the bruises. she ask's him what happened and he said im a red headed step-child.
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wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'
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When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.
"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"
"What's that?"
"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"
"What the fuck?"
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a crazy, aggressive fucking fire-crotch of a disturbed family
I'm going to beat your ass like a red-headed step child.
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the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense
Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense
When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it
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Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible
I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School
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