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If you don't know who the fuck he is then Lace the Fuck Up EST Biiiitch.
I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.
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Guns n' roses is the best band ever, many people have dissed it along with many other great rock bands of the time, but that just tells you that those people enjoy reggae music and probably know nothing about real rock n roll, to truly appreciate this band you need to be a musician and then can see the enormous talent that was around for 6 of the longest years
to all those bitch ass people who like pop mainstream music and dont like guns n' roses, i suggest you write some songs and well see if your first album sells over 20 million copies
rocket queen, sweet child o' mine, welcome to the jungle, you could be mine (awesome intro with wah wah),
slash's solos will forever remain among the best in the world especially sweet child which gives me goose bumps everytime i hear it
The only thing i can say is axl was shit in use your illusions and izzy stradlin should never have left because he wrote most of the songs and gilby isnt that great, also steven adler was way more creative then sorum even though sorum might be better at drums doesnt mean that he came up with as gooder shit it just means that he can play faster
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The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.
My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.
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One of the greatest butt metal bands of all time. 80's, great.
Dude i'm going to the Guns 'n roses show! Sick!
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One of the best rock bands ever. When Appetite for Destruction, their first and best album was released, they consisted of:
W. Axl Rose: Vocals
Slash: Lead Guitar
Izzy Stradlin: Rhythm Guitar
Duff McKagan: Bass
Steven Adler: Drums
They were also extremely badass.
Guns N' Roses are awesome. Even their name rocks.
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A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.
"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"
"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
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The best Rock and Roll band of the planet. Was made up for Axl Rose (vocals), Slash (lead guitar), Izzy Stradlin' (rhythm guitar) Duff (bass), Steva and then Matt (drums)and Dizzy (keyboards)
Up to date the old band is divided in Axl and Dizzy with new clowns in GN'R, Velvet Revolver (Slash, Duff and Matt), Izzy and the Ju ju hounds (Izzy) and Suki Jones (Steve)
Rocket Queen, Paradise City, Patience, Don't Cry, November Rain, Estranged
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