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An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like beavers passing gas in the mud.
When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6 internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."
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When you walk into an area that smells like ass, but there's nobody there
You walk onto an elevator and it stinks like hell... "Damn, the last person on here either left a ghost fart or crapped their pants"
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The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
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Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart
Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
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chunky fart: a fart that is much more than just wind; a fart that is actually a shit
Jack had to go home and change his shorts because he blew a chunky fart
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When someone wants a girl to sit on their face and let it rip
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when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.
i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.
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