The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart
Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
When someone wants a girl to sit on their face and let it rip
chunky fart: a fart that is much more than just wind; a fart that is actually a shit
Jack had to go home and change his shorts because he blew a chunky fart
when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.
i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.
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An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a microphone connected to a 10000 watt speaker. They create an outrageous ammount of noise polltion IMHO.
In my experience there cars tend to be modifed imports (Honda, Toyota), AKA Rice Mobiles as you probably know them as.
The Fart Mobile drove past our house and caused our windows to shatter with it's horrendously loud pipes.
A flatulent so powerful and instense that it vibrates your butt cheeks so hard and causes them to slap together profusely!
Cortney had a case of the slappy farts I knew because i could hear them from across the room!
Kelsey woke up and felt her butt cheeks vibrating and just knew she had the slappy farts!