Suck Monkey

a vampire

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"

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Snag and Suck

Hilarious and politically incorrect euphemism for abortion.

"Did you hear about Sally? She got the ole' Snag and Suck last Tuesday."

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sucks to be you

A song written by Prozzäk (Now known as Simon and Milo) in the mid 1990's.

Sucks to be you.
I know I know.
Sucks to be you.
I know it's true.

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sucks to be you

Also stated in the abbreviated form, STBY, this means your life or recent experience(s) are scraping the bottom of the barrel and no one would willingly trade lives with you.

The test results from the STD clinic said WHAT? Man...sucks to be you.

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Tupac Sucks

True.

Tupac FAN:OMG TUPAC IS THA BEST HE KICKS ASS FUCK 50 cent and SOULJA BOY!!1

Me:*shoots the asshole* NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN SUCKA!

50 Cent:GGGGGGGG-UNIT!!!

Soulja Boy:Nigga what...?

Tony Yayo:Tupac Sucks Ass!!

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suck cocks

Synonymous with Beat Guts, Beat Face, or Dummy a Slam Pig.

Q: Hey Jaime, did you suck cocks with that girl last night?

A: Yeah, we sucked cocks for a while then I donkey punched her then kicked her out.

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suck a sack

a derogatory phrase used instead of "suck my balls" because it makes you too sick to even begin to imagine that person sucking your balls.

seriously, shut up and go suck a sack.

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