Dog Woman

someone who's rarely shaven stubble vaginal passage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. Tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. It stands at about 5' 10" and is broad shouldered. This creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn't exist.

Bob said, "Wow i can't believe that Bailey Smith said my hand wasn't enough so I had to use my head!" Jeff replied in disgust, "WOW! What a Dog Woman! There should be a warning on those things!"

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grey-mouse-woman syndrome

A totally mediocre, not ugly, not beautiful, utterly forgettable woman who posts amazing pictures of her pathetic life on social media pretending that she’s someone else.

Holly is suffering from grey-mouse-woman syndrome. She’s unrecognisable in her Facebook - she looks thin and pretty..

woman born after 1993

These people can’t cook... all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

Gerald: Dude! I met a woman today!

Tommy: Damn! That’s awesome!

Gerald: Yeah, and shes also born after 1993!

Tommy: Oh... she’s a woman born after 1993.... Might as well dump her man.

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nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

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Onion Ring Woman

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull brownish-yellowish clothes and a BK hat. Also see French Fry Man

Did you know Isaac is married to an Onion Ring Woman?!?

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verbal agreement woman

a derivative and female version of the "yes man", or one who is an a) pushover, b) person of unquestioning obedience, c) accepts the leadership of another (this can carry very sexual connotations, if you wish to go that far), and who is therefore very easily "taken advantage of". Interestingly, both the "yes man" and "verbal agreement woman" have no problem displaying their overzealously submissive natures if driven absolutely gaga by someone of the opposite sex who places much less effort on them.

Paula is such a verbal agreement woman...if she's sprung on a nigga he can say "jump on that" and she's already on it before he tells her how!

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There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

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