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A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.
Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman
When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.
The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch
A fucking gorgeous sophomore from Damonte Ranch high school she’s fucking perfect and Brett Adams is in love with her
A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.
Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately
Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan
Wow, I also Jamie Evans
A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan