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When you’re about to have sex, you replace lube with Buffalo Wing Sauce, which is typically very spicy.
Yea man, I did the Buffalo Blood Sauce to my gf last night. It didn’t feel too good, but at least it was kind of kinky.
When you see a girl so thicccc that you pass out because all the blood in your body goes straight to your dick
“You I think the guy as No Blood to your head”
“Yeah I’m about to too look at her ass man...”
A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.
I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!
To expensive for that person.
Friend: I charge 800$ for medium sized box braids.
Me: oh no ma’am, that’s to rich for my blood.
Bloods from england. Very prosperous and leaders from the kingdoms of england. Came to America in 1600's. The name derived from being doctors and healers. Now in America have had a lot of impact on the communities. Most bloods are great men and great providers that care and love their families. Blood is a strong name that will never die
The Bloods from England date back to the 1500's, such as captain blood
The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.
Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."
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1)writer of a book that harry potter uses to do well in his potions class. the half blood prince wrote the book in his youth at hogwarts, and is actually snape.
2)title of the long awaited 6th harry potter book by j.k rowling, released on the 16th of july 2005.
1) "dude, who knew snape was the half blood prince eh?"
2) "omg half blood prince is out in 3 days!"
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