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The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.
‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
He is dead.
Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.
Breakfast of your choice with a female (preferably sexy)wearing a tight tank top and booty shorts.
1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.
Where Trump fucks a whole country
When Trump breakfast is the best.
A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.
To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
Hot dog and a Mountain Dew
Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.