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two people who have had sex with two different people in the same family
person 1: oh shoot you slept with riley? i slept with her brother!
person 2: you know what that means… we are eskimo family!!
Flawless family composed by 4 crazy-named girls (also one of them is the most perfect girl on this planet), 1 boy but maybe girl we don't really know, one hot mum, one dad but we don't know much about him and one cat, king of the meadow and he's married with my cat who's also the queen.
Ps : they don't have tv.
The distinctly unique smell that each family’s house hold has. All family households have a smell but families are nose blind to their own household smell.
I was at Karly’s house the other day and her house always has the same smell. My house doesn’t smell like anything. We don’t have a family scent.
A "Family Tubby" is something you give and/or receive from a family member in a bathtub. Giving a "family tubby" primely composes of bathing and caressing a younger family member (mainly a sibling) in a bathtub without remorse or regret after the fact.
"Diego, did you really touch your sister inappropriately when you were bathing her, she's only 5!"
"Well, yes, I did, but it was only a Family Tubby!"
A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse of alternate lives for supposedly not appreciating the one he has.
Don Cheadle makes people go from wating to laugh to wondering where is Spider Man in about 2 seconds when the cashier won't check his ticket in The Family Man.
A movie about a guy who lives out alternate lives because somebody must have thought he didn't appreciate what he had.
The way Don Cheadle looks as serious and heartfelt as he does when he asks Nicholas Cage if he wants to die in The Family Man, nobody laughs, they instead get put on edge when they realize this guy is not the natural comedian/joker they thought he was trying to be, he really wants somebody dead to make himself fit the tough image, and you can see it in his eyes.
A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.
Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.