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People who go camping or to the cottage but the cottage or camper has all the amenities of home.
I love going to the cottage, we have air conditioning, wifi, satellite tv, gas fire pit and a hot tub. We love going to the cottage and roughing it softly in the wilderness.
When someones relaxed face looks like they just smelled a fart.
I saw sally today, you ever notice she always looks like she just smelled a fart? she has a resting fart face.
The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
The distinctly unique smell that each familyâs house hold has. All family households have a smell but families are nose blind to their own household smell.
I was at Karlyâs house the other day and her house always has the same smell. My house doesnât smell like anything. We donât have a family scent.
When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.
I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.
Someone whoâs life is so quiet that they leave no trail of existance.
Hey Bill I havenât heard of you or seen you since high school graduation! What have you been up to the last 20years? Hey Fred, Iâve honestly done nothing! Iâve been living me softly this entire time.
When you are laying in bed in silence and you release a long multi pitch fart that sounds like a chorus.
Omg, Dave woke me up in bed last night with longest, noisiest fart. I swear the windows were vibrating! It was a fart opera.