Dumpster Fire

A drink made by adding Chicago's infamous Malort Liquor to a bottle of Fireball Whisky.

That Chicagoan bastard handed me the jug of Fireball and it was halfway to my stomach when I tasted the Malort and knew I was served up a Dumpster Fire.

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Man on Fire

The act of using tabasco sauce as lube, and proceeding to have anal sex with with a homosexual life partner. The only way to put the fire out is to jizz in the butthole.

Todd gave me a man on fire last night and forgot to put out the fire.

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friendly fire

when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.

american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"

-friendly fire occurs...

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fire in the walls

The initiating of an never before experienced en-fuego of multiple orgasms given to ones partner by devilish worshipers of the sun.

I was starting fire in the walls last night with the better half of the Murphy twins.

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Fire Inc

A marketing firm that specializes in outsourced sales and client acquisition for service based, Fortune 500 companies. Our marketing approach enhances client brand loyalty, which translates into increased revenues and long-term success.

Fire Inc uses target marketing with face-to-face sales proving to be very effective for our clients.

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cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for largest cow fire is seventeen cows burning simultaneously

2. A drink found only in St Bernard Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

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fire fat

A combination of a fat girl, and a red head:
Like Lindsay Lohan + 100 pounds

Kali and Cassandra combine to make one hell of a fire fat!

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