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The meaning is too complex for anyone to understand except the creators. many have tried to figure it out but you cant
Ham or Turkey Go...
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When two women 69 and suck each other's ham.
I would pay money to see Kate and Jenny in a double ham suck.
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When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.
After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.
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Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.
She's flat as a board, so instead of a tit-fuck, I gave her the ol' Toledo Ham Sandwich.
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To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.
Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.
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The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.
This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"
House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"
House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
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When you are arguing with a female and they bring up some silly shit that happened a long time ago. It isn't relevant to the argument but they think it is and on top of that they think they won. I call it green eggs and ham because it's like arguing with Dr. Seuss
Heather: I didn't drink your last beer!
Travis: Yes you did cause there gone what the fuck!
Heather: Well last year you didn't pick me up from work! Ha!
with that over she thinks she has won the argument and usually the guy is speechless or sayin What the fuck! GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
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