Hit the couch

As in "to hit the couch", to be banished to the couch due to a lapse of memory or otherwise infuriating action that annoys one's partner.

Josh very nearly hit the couch when it took him a couple tries to get his anniversary date correct.

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hit the mark

puttin your dick in the pussy for the first time

"i hit the mark boys!"

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Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

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hit the gritty

When you are having sex at the beach and get gritty sand in the sex receptacle. But, you get horney and want to hump again so you hit the gritty.

After beach sex; I was still horney so I hit the gritty.

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Hit Machine

India's most loved superstar Akshay Kumar is known as Hit Machine .

He guarantee Kumar also.

I am here for hit machine.

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verbally hit that

When someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend wants phone sex from someone not their boyfriend/girlfriend

Friend: I'm not even his girlfriend but he keeps talking dirty to me
Me: I would so verbally hit that

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hit the rug

(to) hit the rug,
To pray.
Usually on a prayer rug, in a prostrated position. ( see (to) prostrate ).

The prayer style of the Muslims is to hit the rug five times a day.

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