i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

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I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother

Something that white kids shouldn't say. A phrase that means ''Yes I agree with you, my black friend''

Black person: I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother

Other black person: True that

White person: I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother

Black person: Shut up white bread!

Other white person: Yeah, nigga!

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i guess i won’t talk to you

this means “i don’t like you go kill yourself i have 20 other girlfriends”

man i guess i won’t talk to you

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I actually don't hate you right now

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.

Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

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I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

A vine that includes a upset man with a mustache that obviously doesn’t care about a persons broken elbow. He thinks using this insult will offend the person with a broken elbow.

Mustache man: I’m about to say it.... I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

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I don’t care that you broke your elbow

This is one of the best insults to end a heated conversation. Some have Been told this insult is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Be careful who you use this insult on.
If used correctly it will end a mans career in seconds!

- I’m about to say it!
- What?
- I don’t care that you broke your elbow

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*