Loud noises or anything that sounds unpleasant
"Turn down your ear terrorism"
Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.
Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking
British slang for when you do something bad and your parents tell you off
Tom: I shouldn't have done that
Alex: Mum's gonna give you a clip around the ear when she gets home
When u tell someone to leave u alone and or be quiet.
“Ur gay”said Justin,
“Get out of my ear Justin”.
Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen
“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”
Someone who uses ear rape sounds to benefit his team and stun the other team
Mike's a godamm ear rapist
When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"