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When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Secret code for masturbation.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."
What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
The practice of wiping the exterior of a car down with towels during heavy rain in warm weather, then letting the continuing rain rinse it off.
Hey, your car looks great!
Thanks, I gave it a Georgia car wash last night.
The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.
Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"
When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.
The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.