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Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021


mind-chewing

Which "chews" the mind, i.e. hits it strongly for being particularly surprising, amazing, awesome.

I haven't seen anything particularly mind-chewing lately there.

by fl0 February 02, 2012


mind transplant

mind transplants are necessary when two minds are so similar and powerful that the world needs to experience the two minds changing places to find more powerful mind ideas and energies.

ugh we're in sync! we need a mind transplant ASAP

by bhadimbhad October 28, 2018


piece of mind

Cranial tranquility dat comes from either "having a girl in every port" or knowing dat you possess "holstered insurance".

Madea claimed dat --- by her being able to "get her Glock" at any time dat she felt da need for it --- she gained piece of mind regarding "da getters gettin' her"; judging by her perpetually-tense-'n'-temperish emotional state, however, I seriously wonder if said easy access to powerful weaponry actually had much if any calming effect on her.

by QuacksO December 24, 2024


hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies

what we should start calling boobies

"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"

by mommymilkerman December 11, 2022


skippy ass mind

Someone who is out of it. Clearly not thinking straight, and needs to come back down to earth before they get fucked up.

“ Did he really think he could say that to you? I don’t know but he must be out his skippy ass mind”

by pyo.offerings October 18, 2023


mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

by Jake White August 05, 2009