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When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.
This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.
Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating
Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce
Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.
Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.
Guy 1: is there any treatment?
Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
minds that are on the same level
thinking the same ideas
"are you thinking what im thinking arthur?"
"i think so francine"
"we got some frisky minds then"
When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.
Mind the Queue. Mind the Queue? MIND THE QUEUE!
"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."
Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.
To be chill or to (sarcastically) display how calm and respectful something is. Often considered brainrot.
person 1: I will place this sofa here so it faces away from your room for privacy
person 2: That's very demure, very mindful
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Where one human being is being diffrent to a direct person to give a wrong impression.
Best Friends girlfriend,
Where Dane Cook says this will be the Best Mind F'n ever.