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There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.
Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.
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The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had
Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.
Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.
Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!
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When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
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When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore
I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore
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Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you.
Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you.
Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it!
Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.
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This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.
Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”
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aleya is a nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie
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