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slang: to wank, to jerk off
A Cantonese word, literally meaning "hit aeroplane" or "shoot aeroplane". It originally referred to the cocking motion of certain anti-aircraft missiles, which looks just like masturbating.
It's also used in Mandarin, where the pronunciation is "da fei ji"
Wo mei tian da fei ji!
(I jerk off every day)
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When a person in a relationship (open or exclusive) finds out their partner has slept (had sex) with their friend/associate.
On BOTH seasons of "For the Love of Ray J", a girl had previously had sexual relations with one of Ray J's friends.
"LUSCIOUS! SHE Smash-da-homie"!
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An over-enthusiastic blurt of expression of happiness.
A common phrase used on the internet.
4chan's most famous slogan for laser use
"I'm chargin mah lazer, I'm firin mah lazer, SHOOP DA WOOP!"
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A Shoop da Whoop happens is when you concentrate a massive amount of win in your mouth(called chargin mah lazer), and then Releasing it via a laser beam(called FIRIN' MAH LAZER!). A Shoop da Whoop can also be canceled by putting something in the mouth of the charger, such as a Taco. This will result in the caster releasing a royal rainbow, and swallowing his own LAZER.(IMMA SWALLOWED MAH LAZER!)
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZR! SHOOP DA WHOOP (launches Taco in mouth)
OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZER
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Da Flamin Amazon is when I'm givin her da grissle and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire and extinguish the flames with my gorrila juice
"What's the flamin amazon ?"
"Da Flamin Amazon is when I'm givin her da grissle and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire and extinguish the flames with my gorrila juice"
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A phrase used by one to indicate that he/she wants a share of something that has been obtained by another.
It was first featured in the "Leprechaun in Alabama" video on Youtube.
Child 1: I went trick or treating last night for Halloween and I received soooo much candy! What did you do?
Child 2: I'm not allowed to trick or treat.. so I stayed in and watched a movie.
Child 1: Oh..
Child 2: So yeah, gimme da gold.
Teenager 1: I got some beer from my brother. Let's party!
Teenager 2: GIMME DA GOLD!
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Portuguese music teacher. Funny as a clownfish that is high on cocaine. You could probably find him with intervals, or calling his students retarded. His favourite tune is 131 242 131 25 131 242 321.
This shirt is as bad as Mr Da Silva.
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