A sexual term relating to the act of licking a spoon after inserting it inside a person's ass.
The slang originates from the popular Dixie Cup single serve ice cream which includes a miniature spoon.
I got an A- on my biology exam today so the dean of school agreed to give me an A+ if I administered a brown dixon in his office after class today.
street name for brown colored cocaine
Do you have any snowblow sis? no, but I have some charlie brown!
Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.
I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!
When a person of middle eastern decent is banned from a plane fight because of their name or color of skin.
Osama Durka Durka was brown listed because he was kinda brown and reminded the flight attendant of a suicide bomber.
A gay man who does anal sex with other men, aka men who go down the Hershey Highway
Man 1: Why is he walking so weirdly?
Man 2: It looks like he had sex with his boyfriend. He is a BROWN PIPER.
An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place
"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"
The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.
Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.
Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!