my old lady

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

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The old bob richardson

Slang for receiving a blow job

Mary gave me the old bob richardson last night.

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to scratch the old itch

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.

I just want to scratch the old itch.

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old timer's disease

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition

When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

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new old

Ghetto, pertaining to the ghetto

I can't tell if that guy has a limp, or if he's just new old.

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9-Year Old

What Pewdiepie calls his fans.

History:
PewDiePie uploaded a reaction video, Alinity made a response video (I can’t call it an apology video just because), and that video was reviewed by PewDiePie. Alinity mentions PewDiePie having 9-Year Olds as his fanbase.

Alex: Hey, Cam. I've you calling your friends' 9-year old.
Cam: yeah.
Alex: What's that supposed to mean?
Cam: It means that you aren't one, even tho you should be. subscribe to pewdiepie

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Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

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