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Unexpected finger up the Anus.
I was at the doctors when he asked me to bend over. He then inserted his finger into my anus. It took me by surprise leaving me wanting to find something to say. Suddenly, moon river sprang to mind so I sang it.
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When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises
My first full moon massacre was quite the experience
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Something happening not very often; every once in a while; very rarely.
My teacher assigns homework every blue moon.
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Sailor Moon, but black people version.
Sailor Moon Cricket : Moon Cricket Power MAKE UP!
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When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
Man pat just drained a sweaty moon shot over ricky and it was fucking amazing
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When a man takes a pair of work boots and puts them in the freezer for two weeks. After he does that he puts them on and shoves his foot up a girls ass hole.
Friend: "dude i frozen moon boots ur mom last night."
Other friend: "WTF!?!"
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When someone be acting like a damn lunatic freaking out on you, out of their mind bat shit crazy during a full moon
When you forgive them you give them a full moon pass
My girl was flipping out on me last night, I was about to leave her ass, but decided to give her a full moon pass,
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