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A term used to describe a girl that you would fuck madly without hesitation no matter the consequences.
Dick: dude, that chick over there is a MILF monster!
Bob: i know right?
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A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.
Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.
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Common term used to describe a males unsatisfying flacid limp weiner-schlong.
Mid sex kelly yelled to her lover "You're such a sass-monster!"
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When you massage your index finger counter-clockwise on a puckered sphincter.
"Is that dirt under your fingernails?"
No, I had an encounter with a mushy monster last night.
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Someone who eats you after yoga
"Where's Ana?"
"She went to yoga"
"She should be back by now"
"Maybe the yoga monster ate her"
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a girl who feels bad about having sex, so instead sucks a lot of dick
wow, she wont have sex with anyone. No, i heard that she's a dome monster
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The pink creature that creates all typos in existance. He often is seen as a big pink bubble, much like the ones you will find with chewing gum, wth sharp pointy teeth. His weapon is a fork. No one knows his true origin. Do not anger him, or your text will be filled with terrible typos. He is called "TM" for short
A normal sentance:
I'm going to the store
A tm-a-fied sentance:
ImgoignToteh Stote.
When this happens to you, you may say something like "DAmN TM!"
Share the tm love :)
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