Candy Crush Foot Jerk

When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.

"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."

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Date Your Crush Day

Every November 6th, a female/male can date their crush all day without their crush knowing. Only they know they are dating them.

Female/Male: Hey! Happy National Date Your Crush Day babe!
Crush: Um. What?!

*crushes your skull* uwu~

ummmmm

A furry in a game called Bulked Up grabbing a npc by the head
that's it

*Crushes your skull* uwu~
I need a therapist

Crush on my best friend

It's when u have a best friend that is rlly like I mean rlly close to u and u guys talk bout everythin and u have fallin feelins for them, so u have a crush on your Best friend and your just to shy to tell him/her bc your scared either be rejected or just will be awkward, so wat u do is that u make them happy and be funny around them and just do alot more other things. And u or u can take pics and vids for funny memories or just any memory bout both of u or just him/her

Another friend: who is yo crush
You: I have a crush on my best friend

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Crush must say yes

It’s that time that your crush will finally say yes ask them out and they must say yes only till11:59pm

Crush must say yes so just say yes

Punch Your Crush Day

November 19th
If you don't, your a wussy. Goodluck ;)

Punch Your Crush Day- It speaks for itself..

one-night stand crush

A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.

My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!