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Slang for Smoking weed.
Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.
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V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.
Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.
Dude 2: I got it.
Dude 1: Give it here.
Dude 2: What are you doing with it?
Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.
Dude 2: Nice, go go go.
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Your partner is thirsty and you have a turtle head poking out. You shit in her mouth but she's still thirsty so she goes around to the front to blow you (with shit still in her mouth) until you have fully satisfied her thirst.
v. I had to shit so the she gave me a thirsty turtle.
n. Bobby's stripper was one thirsty turtle!
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sickest turtles ever, their like painted and shit, so u know their cool.
non-painted turtle: "man i wish i was a painted turtle."
Another non-pained turtle: "yea cuz their all colorful and shit, im so jealous."
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A really awkward person.
Such as Andrew Kursh
ME: Andrew Kursh is such an awkward turtle!
RANDOM PERSON: oh i know! jesus christ wont he just shut the fuck up?
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retarded turtle/actor on sweetknuckle junction which appeared on Greg the Bunny
TaT: The red ones make me horny*eating red paintballs*
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The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.
Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.
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