Ty is the place where you can go
Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, means kind and caring
If that's how you feel then you can be like an Igor... You can be Igor.
Hym "No... I really don't... What I need is to buy a shotgun..."
Not caring about something AT ALL
John: I'm gonna tell on you
Jake: I give half a shit
Asexuals version of 'I ship it'
No sexual desire, all is platonic
derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.
heterosexual person: I ship Lucifer and Detective Decker.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.
So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
To draw attention to a unique or random occurrence by pretending or acting like the event isn’t random
Chase: I am walking around the park and I found out that the coworker I hate moved into the neighborhood!
Nathan: I mean, sometimes. . .
tell your loved ones or partner how much you appreciate them and value their comfort
ex: Pan: hey joey! i love you so much even if i dont always express it or show it.
Joey: why are you telling me this now?
Pan: Bc it’s national i love you day duh!!