...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

i fucked your mom#6969

The best Preston roleplay account to exist

Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'

I wanna go bang-bang

I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter

when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval

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i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”

“i am joe goldberg”

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.

i will break ur kneecaps UwU

I will break ur kneecaps UwU is a term created to confuse and stun the person it is said to.

person : i dislike this.

other guy: i will break ur kneecaps UwU

person: ................ wtf

Meaning:
UwU is a "cringey" term for innosense. but however if you put something weird, it is taken a different way lmao.

I just want to vote asdfghjkl

I just wanna choose what can be on here

If you want to vote, just add another definition to this word. I honestly just want to vote, so I'll add this. Also, since I have to have the word here to add this, I just want to vote asdfghjkl