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Dopy Bastard

Describes someone fucking around being annoying. Dopy meaning stupid and bastard directed it at the certain person.

Wiremu stop being a bloody dopy bastard and grab me the hammer.

by lad55 May 8, 2022


Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021


bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

by ShogunOfSorrow December 31, 2016


Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021


one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 5, 2011


Full time mad bastard

TGF BRO

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO

by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021


Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard October 9, 2008