Describes someone fucking around being annoying. Dopy meaning stupid and bastard directed it at the certain person.
Wiremu stop being a bloody dopy bastard and grab me the hammer.
A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are
Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage
Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.
Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!
A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!
girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.
Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."