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When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie
hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry
Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)
Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳
A roller coaster in Jackson Township, New Jersey, at Six Flags Great Adventure that makes you get AIDS from it being so satanic. It's Coaster Demon's favorite roller coaster, & it gave him HIV, spreading it to everyone who comes near him.
Jersey Devil Coaster is a kiddy coaster.
Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.
Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"
Every white man who plays college basketball.
Man the Duke Blue Devils are so white no wonder they never win it all.
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When the ratio of man to woman is 2:1 in a three sum. Hence the two horns on a devils head symbolizing well.. yeah.
Devil's three sum has rules mind you. 1- Never look the other guy in the eyes. 2- By no means may you ever cross swords. 3- Keep high fives to a minimum. 4- Make sure if and when one devil goes backdoor, its the last move..noone wants to share an Oh Henry bar.
Me n' my best buddy hooked up with this wild chick who wasn't satisfied with simply dinner for two so we took her back to the my place and danced the devils three sum all over her.
Job well done.
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