Dirty Dale

Stemming from the popular term "Wet Willy" where your friend licks his finger and shoves it in your ear, a Dirty Dale is shoving a finger in a friends ass and then inserting it into another friends ear, thus leaving a burning, stinking sensation.

Kirby was being a douchebag at the party so Steve gave him a Dirty Dale.

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dirty richard

Doing your job so well others slack off and you get to do theirs.
Now doing 4 things at the same time and getting yelled at because you are now taking too long. Then get yelled at because nothing is now getting done.
Then get told you never do anything.
Never getting a raise while everyone else gets promoted.

I am the best worker here but only get treated like a dirty richard.

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dirty mind

Try this little test, and see if you can figure out the word that I am thinking of based on these three clues:

1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a name used for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.

If the first word that came to your mind wasn't "aunt", then you have a dirty mind.

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dirty mailbox

A sexual position, the female participant is in the doggy style position. The male participant (Mailman) aproaches from behind and enters into the anus, quickly withdrawing and then immediately entering the vagina. Thus he dirties up the mail and then delivers it.

That hoes quiefs smell like shit, she must have gotten a dirty mailbox.

I hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, I hope she gets a yeast infection.

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dirty alexis

A woman that sucks the best .... in the world will make u cum from just the littlest touch she’s also probably a Gemini to that’s very beautiful

Dang that dirty Alexis had me ghosted after last night I was gone

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Dirty Santorum

1. After ass-banging Rick Santorum, and busting a load on his ass, you must smear your fingers in the frothy mix of fecal matter, semen, and lube to finally rub it across his upper lip.

2. Applying this method to anyone else.

When I was bangin Rick I think he slightly shat, so I gave him the worst Dirty Santorum he'll ever remember.

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dirty magician

When having sex with a female in "doggy style position" pull out your penis and spit on her back. When she turns around you then simply shoot your load in her face.

Last night my boyfriend put something hot on my face and while laughing said I just gave you a "dirty magician".

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