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when you are put in situations where you are surrounded my complete and total douchebags.
omg guise this place is total douche-amania. let's get the fuck outta here.
douche douchebag
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when a male is wearing shorts or pants referred to as either golf pants or madras pants, also usually wearing a polo with the collar popped and a baseball hat to the side or backwards and flip flops. he is usually an asshole to everyone.
omg, this guy is totally an asshole and wearing douche pants.
can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.
this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.
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Before the Derby, I'll just down a Kentucky douche or two. Or three.
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someone that sucks at life.
"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."
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someone who gets a new snowboard and ruins it by putting on a stomp pad
bob: dude i just bought a lib tech skate banana for 350$
joe: man wtf theres a stomp pad on it you gaper
bob: no its a dakine traction pad its totally sweet
joe: STOMP DOUCHE!!!!!
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A fast way of achieving a buzz by inserting a tampon that has been soaked in hard liquor, usually whiskey, into ones vagina or rectum. Used primarily by sororities and fraternities to ward off venereal diseases while getting drunk at the same time.
girl #1: I'm so f'ing bored, i need to get my drunk on.
girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....
girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!
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A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing
Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world
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