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girlfriend is a object you waste your money and time on
choccy: do u have a girlfriend
tea: no im gay
Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.
Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
something you will never get
trust me.
Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro
That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.
Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog
No Ryan that was my girlfriend
A good reason one gets bullied for
"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"
"Leave me alone asshole"
a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it
Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...
A female who wants your money and leaves when you become poor.
My girlfriend is a gold digger