The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.
I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.
Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.
When you cum multiple times in one day.
John: Yo bro i cummed once today it felt so good.
Mark: I’ve been Goosing today. I had to do it multiple times.
When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face
“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night”
“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.
Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:
he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!
He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.
This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.