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When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.
friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.
A cross.
She had blingy jesus hangers all over her butt.
America's so-called "leader". In reality, just another bible-beater too stupid to spell his own name.
America's President's real name is actually Jesus Bush.
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A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.
Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!
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1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.
Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews
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An extremely ugly, undesirable person.
That girl is straight monkey jesus.
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An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.
Blimey O'Reilly! Super Jesus is such a fine specimen!
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