them bangs

Sex, often with many strangers

I need them bangs or I’m gonna go crazy

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

Pre-Q

Something that used to be OK before the quarantine, but isn’t OK now

Guy: Kiss me!

Other guy: That is so pre-Q!

fish lip selfie

A self-taken picture where the person protrudes thier lips

There must be millions of fish lip selfies on facebook.

3👍 7👎

AAADD

Alcohol assisted attention deficit disorder

Disjointed social, memory and conversation skills resulting from excess alcohol intake

The conversation at the club last night was hilaroius, but the subject changed every few seconds because everyone had AAADD

Jesus hanger

A cross.

She had blingy jesus hangers all over her butt.