Jizz Nation™

The current and arguably deplorable hyper-sexual state of western culture in which lewd and promiscuous behavior is not only accepted but glorified.

Swaze: Yo man did you hear that Rabbi Rothstein caught his own daughter in a threesome in the back of his synagogue?

Lou: Well that's not surprising. She's really good at taking dick and besides it's a Jizz Nation™ that we live in.

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kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

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Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

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Grilled jizz sandwich

Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet

"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"

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Post Jizz Syndrome

The immdediate feeling you get after you ejacualte. The sudden and total loss of all sexual desire and hornyness. And the desire to be alone kicks in.

It was thursday night and i was so horny. I called over my usual booty call. Just as i was done post jizz syndrome kicked in and i had regretted my decision.

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Jizz master J

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out

nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J

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Jizz on your funk

To blow out ones candle to make yours shine brighter.

Amy: Nick, your such a slut.
Nick: So your a dirty care giver.
Amy: At least that implies I help people, what you do just makes them itchy.
Nick: Low Amy, real low. *tear*
Amy: Ha shot down... A little 'jizz on your funk' if you will.

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