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You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter

Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”

by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022


Bottom Left

A term stated to a dumbass who has extreme tunnel vision and thus cannot see something appear at the bottom left of their screen in a game. An individual often needs to tell them that it is, in fact in the bottom left of their screen. This often takes several repeats before the individual understands.

1: "NO. BOTTOM LEFT. "
2: *comically turns mouse to face bottom left rather than look at the bottom left of screen* "Okay"
1: "BRO I MEANT LIKE LOOK THERE. "
2: *visibly confused* "what tf do you mean "Bottom left"?"

1: "BOTTOM LEFT"
2: *finally looks and realizes* "OHHHH im a dumbass!"

by AfricantIndividual February 26, 2024


left check

For fucking idiots who spell left cheek wrong

Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb

Person1: *cries*

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019


left laning

The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.

I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.

by left laner October 12, 2007


Cincinnati left turn

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.

That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.

by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020


Conga Left

At an intersection when there is a long line of cars waiting to make a left turn, one car stops in the opposing lane to let another through and the entire line drives bumper to bumper to make the left hand turn. Much like a conga line in which many people will follow right behind each other.

"I stop to let one person turn in front of me and the whole damn line of traffic pulls a Conga Left"

"Thats what you get for being nice"

by Biig. A-HUBS February 17, 2012


left life

left life is a group of people who go around and do crazy shit and are always what everybody is talking about plus all the girls like them they are always doing fun shit
it's a life style you live by left life you got bed doing crazy shit and wake up and have fun

Man I sure wish I was part of the left life.

Tommy: dude this stupid I'm so bored
Alex: I'm not I'm living the left lifestyle it's always fun

Tommy: I want to be in it

by big daddy pimpin August 23, 2013