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When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.
Wow! She is such a breeding machine!
a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.
Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.
A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.
Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.
Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".
"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."
A blanket imbued with powers of imagination. Allows possessor to travel to any area outside of nursery without physically leaving that location. Users of this machine are often socially awkward and lack athletic prowess.
The small Asian boy used the Majee Machine to transport himself to the Barren Wasteland of Kluthu Manrak.