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Geen Machine

The next famous future model with an amazing, loving heart. She could either make you fall for her, or make you drop. She loves animals almost as much as she loves people. Her best friends are Holly, Jerm, an Tim (sorta). She fell in love with Tim's dog, Hunter, because Hunter is a ladies man. I guarantee you will fall in love just at the moment you see Gina.
She's single.
And... proud?

Tim: OMG Hunter moved away with my brother.
Person 1: You made Geen cry...
Tim: Noooo Geen Machine don't cry, you'll see him again soon.
Geen: GOOD.

by Huntersowner July 6, 2011


douche machine

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003


LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

by makaveli55 September 21, 2018


Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011


gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016


Power-nap Machine

An audio player device which plays back a soundtrack which helps the listener take a power-nap right then.

Thanks for that Power-nap Machine napping experience.... I finally got the rest I needed.

by sleeper0189 March 29, 2010


Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022