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1) Sports broadcaster known to announce a baseball pitcher's perfect game in progress against popular legend that doing so will prevent such an event from happening.
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2) to place a jinx on
1) Michal Kay blew C.C. Sabathia's perfect game again.
2) You just Michael Kay'd my perfect game.
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The greatest right-wing radio talkshow host ever. He, unlike others, is NOT a mouthpiece for the Bush Administration.
Fucktards and liberals may criticize him, but he is indeed the greatest that radio has to offer.
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The most overrated quarterback in the NFL. Everybody kisses his ass so much it makes every Falcons game unwatchable. Very inaccurate, throws the ball so hard it's impossible to catch with just your hands. Despite his speed, he is the most sacked quarterback in the NFL.
Did you see Vick get creamed by Buckner and he fumbled the ball to Peppers who ran it for a touchdown? That was a nice play.
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An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.
Al Sharpton gave Michael Vick a blowjob during an NAACP meeting.
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An asshat who thinks it's okay to put milk in before cereal.
"Hey, have you heard 5SOS are releasing a new album, Youngblood, that you can pre-order on iTunes, on June 15th?"
"Yes but I'm not gonna cause the Michael Clifford is WRONG and I hate him and I stan Andy DeLuca now"
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The most amazing guy i've ever met. Sweet & down to earth, absoultely gorgeous and fun to be with. He's so trustworthy and easy to talk too. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Perfect in everyway.
Most amazing person. EVER.
Michael C.
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A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.
put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"
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