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when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick
Peter: did you have a good christmas john?
John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.
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to take a massive shit in ones mouth then sowe his/her's lips shut.
"that guy is a dick." "yeah we should give him a chocolate pie.
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The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".
Example 1 -
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*
Example 2 -
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.
Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*
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usually used as a term of endearment, but can also be used sarcastically to mock someone when they are being a douchebag; can be used in conjuncture with 'meanie pants'
That meanie pants George is such a sweetie pie!
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When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.
For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white
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Its another word for the vagina. Words like minge, muff, clunge, fanny and pussy are all words with the exact meaning of pudding and pie.
Yo boys, just bout to get some pudding and pie tonight!
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One that shows absolutley no emotion when buying a car.
I told the pie face he would get a free car every 3 years and he just sat there staring.
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